My new and improved job-phobia

So as we all know, the job market in this economy is brutal. But I am poor, and work is going very bad today, so I decided to look for a second job...

As I looked, I began realizing just how bad things could be... these are some of the jobs I considered

I am sure my kids and husband would not all fit with me in a cardboard box, I kept looking...

The next job I thought of was dog walker, this seemed innocent enough, and I love dogs so I seriously considered it

This is when I remembered that when dogs tangle you up in their leashes, they generally think it is the very best time to run a 3k... as we all know I am walking challenged already, so running with multiple dogs would probably end in death...

Thinking about dogs and how much I love animals, made me consider animal control as a plausible option...

 then I thought about what animals are usually involved in animal control situations, and how ill equipped I am to deal with many of them, and I quickly gave up on that idea.

I love craigslist, because they advertise pretty much everything you could want or need, so I began going through their job database for my area... I found many jobs, but only a few I was qualified for ...

I don't think so!

 

 I think it is pretty clear by now that if you are me, the business world is fraught with hidden peril!

I guess I'll keep looking, and try not to acquire too many new phobias along the way... being a responsible adult is hard!!!