Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The best F***ing band ever!!!!!!!

There is something you should all know about me and sister #3, we are in the best f***ing band ever known to man.... It is called "if we had dicks we'd be the toadies". (I'm sorry if this affends any of my family members who may come across my blog, I promise the rest of this post is dick free)

Now I'm sure there are a few questions wandering through your mind as you read this... why have I never heard your music? where did you get such an awesome guitar? since when do you guys know how to play instruments? and... who the hell are the toadies, and why would you be them?
All very good questions, and since I am so helpfull I will answer them all.

First off I should probably explain that we have no actual musical experience. we do not do our own music, and we do not know how to play any instruments... this may be why you have never heard of us...and my guitar is mearly a beutiful figment of my imagination (I'm sorry, you will never own one like it, it is mine)

***sometimes we switch and she plays guitar while I play drums, and sometimes in the middle of a song, for no apparent reason, we both switch and wind up playing completely different instruments...we are a very versatile band!

Now we get to the heart of the matter... the Toadies are an early 90's grunge band, and we have a car cover band devoted to them. Ultimately this just involves me and sister #3 riding around aimlessly in her car, pretending to play and screaming out lyrics.



***this may seem like a bad idea, what with sister #3 driving and all, but really it's fine.... usually fine.
The fact that this is all pretend and we don't actually have a band might give you the impression that we are not the greatest band that ever was...you would be mistaken, we most certainly are!

Now many of you may think this is lame, I would like to assure you that we know it is... some of you may ask yourself, why would they do this?
well I'll tell you : THE F***ING FAME BABY!

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